HoseMaster of Wine™
"We all live slapstick lives, under an inexplicable sentence of death..."--Martin Gardner
Monday, April 2, 2018
The NRA Wine Club--Locked and Loaded!
Hello, I’m Wayne LaPierre of the National Rifle Association inviting you to become a member of the NRA Wine Club. At the NRA, we believe th...
Monday, March 5, 2018
The A.I. of Wine Spectator
The two words that come to mind when one thinks of the “Wine Spectator’s” lineup of wine critics—James Laube, Matt Kramer, Tim Fish, James ...
Monday, February 5, 2018
So You Wanna Be a Wine Judge.Com!
Hello! And welcome to So You Wanna Be a Wine Judge.Com! , your online wine judge certification program. Once you complete this simple onlin...
Tuesday, January 2, 2018
The Future of Wine (1988)
When I first began blogging about wine back in 1988, there wasn’t even an internet. The whole world was like North Korea, except with dogs....
Monday, December 18, 2017
The HoseMaster of Wine's™ Cover Letter to Wine Advocate
Dear Ms. Perrotti-Brown, I thought I’d save you the trouble of contacting me first. I know with all of the recent defections from “Wine Adv...
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