tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post180509964242634516..comments2024-02-25T02:50:53.858-08:00Comments on HoseMaster of Wine™: The M.S. ConspiracyRon Washam, HMWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-57056161724481954802009-12-18T09:46:33.405-08:002009-12-18T09:46:33.405-08:00Okay, fine then...blow me Hosebag! You like that b...Okay, fine then...blow me Hosebag! You like that better?<br /><br />I think you are very talented Love, when I read your posts it makes me very proud that you are at all interested in my stoopid ramblings...<br /><br />Great post Ron! Keep up the good work.Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-81276838312694591912009-12-18T09:35:50.796-08:002009-12-18T09:35:50.796-08:00Thanks, everyone, your kindness does not go unappr...Thanks, everyone, your kindness does not go unappreciated. Though, in all honestly, I ain't that talented.<br /><br />And this is getting dangerously close to "Great Post, Ron, as always," a phrase strictly forbidden on HoseMaster of WineRon Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-37343386949875098502009-12-17T14:41:10.808-08:002009-12-17T14:41:10.808-08:00In true hardboiled sports parlance, 'We couldn...In true hardboiled sports parlance, 'We couldn't any of us hold your jockstrap, Mr. Master.' (Remind me sometime to tell you about the time on a tense set in Santo Domingo I missed my cue to spring that oh-so-colorful phrase on the late Sydney Pollack...)viNomadichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10871310275756229282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-56268600969573488532009-12-17T09:22:09.890-08:002009-12-17T09:22:09.890-08:00Amen, Arthur!Amen, Arthur!Marcia Macomberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07237764449953259939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-19785115821375897332009-12-16T17:51:54.016-08:002009-12-16T17:51:54.016-08:00Well, Ron, it's just that while we may have id...Well, Ron, it's just that while we may have ideas (like the ones I shared with you), we could not even come close to doing justice to the style and wit.Arthurhttp://www.winesooth.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-62786004986547455312009-12-16T17:12:39.918-08:002009-12-16T17:12:39.918-08:00OK, OK, I get it. No one wants to tackle MS Conspi...OK, OK, I get it. No one wants to tackle MS Conspiracy. Can't say I blame you. One would need cyber-rubber gloves and a big jar of Purel.<br />I guess I'll just have to go it alone, like the private dick I am.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-58544352059331397062009-12-16T14:17:26.538-08:002009-12-16T14:17:26.538-08:00I, for one, would find it extremely uncomfortable,...I, for one, would find it extremely uncomfortable, even in the best of mixed cases, to make some feeble attempt at putting my money where my mouth is. Now, putting my money where my mouth was the night of January 4th, 1984...nolo contendere...<br />Your Honor, the writing had for a postmodern, metatextual instant become a perversely multiple Exquisite Corpse, but it had immediately fallen into stinking decay...no, I couldn't-- I just couldn't do Your Honor anymore...viNomadichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10871310275756229282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-33465238131895463992009-12-16T10:52:23.101-08:002009-12-16T10:52:23.101-08:00T....there should be a t there, so um....that woul...T....there should be a t there, so um....that would be, not a chance in hell.<br />DammitSamantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-47154487662269201532009-12-15T19:24:17.844-08:002009-12-15T19:24:17.844-08:00Mr. HoseMaster Sir,
You know I adore you, love y...Mr. HoseMaster Sir,<br /> You know I adore you, love you with my whole heart but....no a freaking chance in hell. <br />Kisses<br />SamanthaSamantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-11671211594555487612009-12-15T18:20:14.905-08:002009-12-15T18:20:14.905-08:00Hey Gang,
OK, I swear I was not thinking of "...Hey Gang,<br /><br />OK, I swear I was not thinking of "Chinatown" even the littlest bit when I wrote this chapter. Can't they just be sisters? Sheesh. I thought you were wine people, not movie freaks.<br /><br />And, Marcia, I want YOU to do a chapter and then Arthur and then maybe Samantha or Charlie or any other volunteers. Though I don't expect any takers. You can do it anonymously, too, if you wish.<br /><br />And, for the record, I have NO idea where this is going, don't know the endings until I get to them. The entire plot is in the hands, as it were, of my subconscious which takes me by surprise just as often as it takes you by surprise. I can't wait to see where this crap goes either!<br /><br />And thanks everyone for taking the time to chime in. I very much appreciate it.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-43594836630796257082009-12-15T12:09:05.476-08:002009-12-15T12:09:05.476-08:00I nominate Arthur for guest contributor! Give him ...I nominate Arthur for guest contributor! Give him a chapter and hold onto your seat.Marcia Macomberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07237764449953259939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-34428479481022800512009-12-15T10:34:24.509-08:002009-12-15T10:34:24.509-08:00Dammit Washam, you've totally sucked me in, I ...Dammit Washam, you've totally sucked me in, I reach the end of one of these damn posts and find myself groaning and wondering how much longer I have to wait for the next installment.Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-68045279641939534152009-12-15T00:02:47.478-08:002009-12-15T00:02:47.478-08:00"Hello, Claude. Where’d you get the midget?&q..."Hello, Claude. Where’d you get the midget?"Arthurhttp://www.winesooth.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-29707538479810682132009-12-14T16:46:36.970-08:002009-12-14T16:46:36.970-08:00As always, so many fastball joke lines, but this i...As always, so many fastball joke lines, but this is my favorite: “…neck broken like the Three-Tier Distribution system.” Ha! (Tom Wark will undoubtedly laugh hardest at that one.)<br /><br />And you just couldn’t resist the phone number opportunity. Oy! What a groaner (pun intended). …But at least you redeemed yourself with the Korbel Brut line.<br /><br />Veronica’s sister, huh? Sure… Arthur called that one right! When does the Hosemaster P.I. get his nose taped up (after the next pummeling)? And isn’t there a gun taped on the underside of a chair somewhere in the sister’s room? Sorry, wrong story… That would be a corkscrew…taped under the mini-bar!Marcia Macomberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07237764449953259939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-7964357649539407712009-12-14T16:25:08.848-08:002009-12-14T16:25:08.848-08:00Wait a minute/something's wrong-
Lordmercy my ...Wait a minute/something's wrong-<br />Lordmercy my key/won't open the door!<br /><br />I got a bad bad feelin'...viNomadichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10871310275756229282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-4729830617450497142009-12-14T08:43:00.052-08:002009-12-14T08:43:00.052-08:00[smack]
"She's my daughter!"
[smack]...[smack]<br />"She's my daughter!"<br />[smack]<br />"she's my sister!"<br />[smack]<br />"She's my daughter!"<br />[smack]<br />"she's my sister!"<br />[smack]<br />"She's my daughter!"<br />[smack]<br />"she's my daughter AND my sister!"Arthurhttp://www.winesooth.comnoreply@blogger.com