tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post2931056692644263315..comments2024-02-25T02:50:53.858-08:00Comments on HoseMaster of Wine™: DIAL M.W. FOR MURDERRon Washam, HMWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-74282117877833913352012-03-24T18:51:12.860-07:002012-03-24T18:51:12.860-07:00Dave,
Hell, I'll probably kill Crystal off by...Dave,<br /><br />Hell, I'll probably kill Crystal off by Chapter 5, though I have no idea if that's true. But the HoseMaster Pulp Fiction classics are all about Dames, Bodies and Dames with Bodies. <br /><br />As for my body or work, it's fairly apparent rigor mortis has set in. Or at least Crystal made me stiff.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-15514057293905060262012-03-24T08:44:25.086-07:002012-03-24T08:44:25.086-07:00Tim,
Wow, just like an M.W.--TWO rhetorical quest...Tim,<br /><br />Wow, just like an M.W.--TWO rhetorical questions in a row!<br /><br />And you might just be the first M.W. to ever comment on HoseMaster! I feel like I just won the Miss America pageant. Where's my tiara?Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-68013992781631976172012-03-24T07:20:25.351-07:002012-03-24T07:20:25.351-07:00Hey - how come Tim Hanni doesn't get no groupi...Hey - how come Tim Hanni doesn't get no groupies? Just askin' mind you. Did this post anonymously???Tim Hannihttp://www.timhanni.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-12887401354958193302012-03-23T18:45:04.011-07:002012-03-23T18:45:04.011-07:00Hosemaster, Sorry I'm so late with this commen...Hosemaster, Sorry I'm so late with this comment. But, for the record, I think by including Crystal; you have really added to your body of work.Dave Larsenhttp://www.sooscreekwine.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-10404188852575784782012-03-20T18:15:26.416-07:002012-03-20T18:15:26.416-07:00Dean,
I'd have to brush up on my Dahl, which ...Dean,<br /><br />I'd have to brush up on my Dahl, which sounds vaguely obscene. But "Toasted" might be more about a cooper. Maybe an evil midget who makes barrels--a Mini-Cooper.<br /><br />Charlie,<br /><br />Can a biodynamic Indian winery bury manure in a cow horn? Or would it have be from a different animal. Say a Duck Horn?Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-84994724618781557372012-03-20T16:57:39.688-07:002012-03-20T16:57:39.688-07:00Dear Jose--
Before you head off on your next visi...Dear Jose--<br /><br />Before you head off on your next visit to your favorite ashram, remember the words of the yogi.<br /><br />"Indian wines are so popular that no one drinks them anymore".Mantra Daddynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-30442263171392831752012-03-20T13:15:26.046-07:002012-03-20T13:15:26.046-07:00I look forward to something from you, Ron, re: Dah...I look forward to something from you, Ron, re: Dahl...Maybe "Toasted" by Ram Daal, dealing with the impact of Indian wines???Dean Tudorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09027150351344396656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-29829954972358147812012-03-20T09:20:23.149-07:002012-03-20T09:20:23.149-07:00Thomas,
You know what's funny? Most of the wo...Thomas,<br /><br />You know what's funny? Most of the women I know didn't mind the cheesecake photos--I had more negative reactions from men. But I was getting more hits from Image Searches than I was for people here to read my crap. I learned my lesson, I can't compete with a great set of knockers.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-31255961073771745642012-03-20T08:52:54.651-07:002012-03-20T08:52:54.651-07:00The T & A version made many women want to poin...The T & A version made many women want to point a gun in hosemaster's direction.<br /><br />Hmm. Seems like nothing has changed.Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322028233207741737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-21122112621708444412012-03-20T08:36:26.044-07:002012-03-20T08:36:26.044-07:00Dean,
I hadn't really thought about a Roald D...Dean,<br /><br />I hadn't really thought about a Roald Dahl parody...that could work.<br />Thanks for the idea.<br /><br />Mockingbird,<br /><br />Yeah, cool favicon, right?! Actually, I just finally learned how to do it. I'm a bit low tech. Well, "stupid" would be more accurate.<br /><br />As for sticking around, not sure. I hate to overstay my welcome. I am having fun this time around, but the joy is in the work, not in having a blog, especially a notorious blog.<br /><br />For a time I loved the cheesecake photos on my first incarnation. But then it got weird. So the T & A version of HoseMaster has vanished into the cybervoid forever.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-18540603946247365362012-03-19T21:39:12.301-07:002012-03-19T21:39:12.301-07:00Incidentally, lookie who got his se'f a favico...Incidentally, lookie who got his se'f a favicon...<br />shi'....<br />You must be really serious about sticking around for a while this time....<br />If you only brought back the T&A....Mockingbirdhttp://mockingsommscriticsotherwineblogs.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-34135756915687058722012-03-19T17:22:00.718-07:002012-03-19T17:22:00.718-07:00Now, how would Roald Dahl (Taste) write noir?
&qu...Now, how would Roald Dahl (Taste) write noir?<br /><br />"She was from the Left Bank. No, make that Right"...etc.Dean Tudorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09027150351344396656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-83372257389827257692012-03-19T16:07:28.646-07:002012-03-19T16:07:28.646-07:00Thomas,
I suppose that's possible, though she...Thomas,<br /><br />I suppose that's possible, though she'd have to be fingering her punt. <br /><br />Nope, it's an actual gun, I think. Stay tuned.<br /><br />Charlie,<br /><br />I love the dick novel as a vehicle for endless throwaway jokes, as you know. More fun for me than the darker satire I do. I like to mess with the pace on HoseMaster. I like throwing the ol' changeup as much as Pedro once did.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-23687703216427143432012-03-19T14:23:41.608-07:002012-03-19T14:23:41.608-07:00Well, maybe not Tim Hanni.
Softer than $5 Moscato...Well, maybe not Tim Hanni.<br /><br />Softer than $5 Moscato.<br /><br />It's natures way of making sure MWs don't reproduce.Need I Say More Daddynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-17771599716337808812012-03-19T08:48:35.029-07:002012-03-19T08:48:35.029-07:00Some great lines in this one.
Question: did you e...Some great lines in this one.<br /><br />Question: did you examine the piece? It might have been only a Champagne split with the cork aimed at you.Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322028233207741737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-59569536075014382662012-03-19T08:26:34.049-07:002012-03-19T08:26:34.049-07:00This reads like that Kip Adotta bit:
http://www.y...This reads like that Kip Adotta bit:<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccIMockingbirdhttp://mockingsommscriticsotherwineblogs.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.com