tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post3237253366681549939..comments2024-02-25T02:50:53.858-08:00Comments on HoseMaster of Wine™: Wines Are NOT HoseMasterizedRon Washam, HMWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-64683892939396344602013-06-06T08:11:11.287-07:002013-06-06T08:11:11.287-07:00DC,
Thanks for chiming in.
Impartiality is for ju...DC,<br />Thanks for chiming in.<br /><br />Impartiality is for judges and porn cameramen. You need to change the name of your blog. Maybe The Drunken Gearmaster...no,that sucks. <br /><br />Never mind.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-57712280127758840622013-06-06T06:53:12.116-07:002013-06-06T06:53:12.116-07:00I have nothing to worry about then. I spent 20 min...I have nothing to worry about then. I spent 20 minutes trying to figure out how to make "Drunken Cyclist" into a verb and came up with bupkis. So without any clever terminology, I will never be accused of having any impact on markets, thus remaining impartial. Phew, that's a relief.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-5359342218816671902013-05-31T08:56:02.100-07:002013-05-31T08:56:02.100-07:00Beau,
The same way it always does. Hitting on drun...Beau,<br />The same way it always does. Hitting on drunk cocktail waitresses.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-10780273078361539212013-05-30T21:14:26.736-07:002013-05-30T21:14:26.736-07:00How's Splooge Estate scoring these days?How's Splooge Estate scoring these days?Beauhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05835422435318171027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-16404526874187835262013-05-30T12:06:48.582-07:002013-05-30T12:06:48.582-07:00Ron My Love,
Damn, I was looking forward to workin...Ron My Love,<br />Damn, I was looking forward to working my slutty librarian research outfit. Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-68945583451549642542013-05-30T09:10:33.787-07:002013-05-30T09:10:33.787-07:00Bungsniffer,
It's natural as long as you don&#...Bungsniffer,<br />It's natural as long as you don't add any chemicals during the process and have an authentic orgasm.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-72250344701738306442013-05-29T22:27:52.803-07:002013-05-29T22:27:52.803-07:00Alice would never write a book on Masturbation. Sh...Alice would never write a book on Masturbation. She says it's not natural. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-42321784309386400672013-05-29T08:29:34.550-07:002013-05-29T08:29:34.550-07:00Martin,
Oh, I have a great lawyer. He's F. Lee...Martin,<br />Oh, I have a great lawyer. He's F. Lee Bailey's partner, Effin Lee Barnum. <br /><br />Alfonso,<br />Yup, no doubt one of my fourteen (up from eleven) readers is bound to sue me. But more likely for "Failure to Amuse."<br /><br />My Gorgeous One,<br />Well, given the topic, you couldn't write it...<br /><br />I love you too!Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-39287110147413558162013-05-29T07:46:25.910-07:002013-05-29T07:46:25.910-07:00I can see the book title now, "How I Saved th...I can see the book title now, "How I Saved the World from HoseMasterbation"...now who to write it, Alice or STEVE!? I love you!Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-21290055033741218892013-05-29T06:04:33.165-07:002013-05-29T06:04:33.165-07:00Be careful - you're next...
http://tabletogra...Be careful - you're next...<br /><br /><a href="http://tabletograve.com/man-sues-parker-life-wasted-drinking-overpriced-wine/" rel="nofollow">http://tabletograve.com/man-sues-parker-life-wasted-drinking-overpriced-wine/</a>Alfonso Cevolahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16983431475848714789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-45896017047330656042013-05-29T03:59:52.401-07:002013-05-29T03:59:52.401-07:00Brilliant as ever and the comments even better. As...Brilliant as ever and the comments even better. As for "And I’m sure James Laube believes wines he rates aren’t Laubotomized. He may be right. I’m unaware of anyone analyzing his high-scoring wines. Not even him.". I hope he has a sense of humour or that you have a good lawyer!Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09362846501337314814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-91349695051070635342013-05-28T20:50:51.317-07:002013-05-28T20:50:51.317-07:00Dean,
No, not on me, but I can borrow it from my i...Dean,<br />No, not on me, but I can borrow it from my inflatable sex doll.<br /><br />Named Jancis...Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-63168967019990147712013-05-28T19:40:18.319-07:002013-05-28T19:40:18.319-07:00Sounds like a Natalie MacLean scam...you got the h...Sounds like a Natalie MacLean scam...you got the hair to back it up????Dean Tudorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09027150351344396656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-53277088603598153042013-05-28T18:43:22.548-07:002013-05-28T18:43:22.548-07:00Dean,
Yeah, hard to upload images in blogger comme...Dean,<br />Yeah, hard to upload images in blogger comments. But, no, the $100 just guarantees I'll actually taste it before I rate it, and that I'll pretend it was tasted blind, though my disclaimer just says I make every attempt to taste wines blind. Meaning I open the UPS shippers with my eyes closed.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-73287680025465602452013-05-28T18:12:37.102-07:002013-05-28T18:12:37.102-07:00Actually, Ron, the BBQ wines are HoseMasterbasted....Actually, Ron, the BBQ wines are HoseMasterbasted..<br /><br />Does $100 bill guarantee 100 points?<br />I just sent you a bill by email...since I cannot upload it here.<br />Dean Tudorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09027150351344396656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-35302394553152987262013-05-28T17:48:42.063-07:002013-05-28T17:48:42.063-07:00David,
I do what I can. It's why I win so many...David,<br />I do what I can. It's why I win so many awards. Or not.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-20243147675580650482013-05-28T12:46:51.572-07:002013-05-28T12:46:51.572-07:00"My tongue just cleans the balls" Ok yo..."My tongue just cleans the balls" Ok you made me cringe. Well done.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06340119694154206371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-23084934126785941932013-05-28T10:44:45.641-07:002013-05-28T10:44:45.641-07:00Elaine,
That sounds more like the description of a...Elaine,<br />That sounds more like the description of a Poodle than a Wakawaka'd wine. But your alliteration is far superior to mine.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-71087920688533025912013-05-28T09:38:43.825-07:002013-05-28T09:38:43.825-07:00Based on this a wine that's Wakawaka'd wou...Based on this a wine that's Wakawaka'd would have two requirements: <br /><br />(1) be so without influence as to be almost unheard of (you know, put too many copulas on the label)<br /><br />and <br /><br />(2) then just send me a 750 full of all your feelings.Hawk_Wakawakahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15127733191330644369noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-36263536976726153452013-05-28T09:02:29.022-07:002013-05-28T09:02:29.022-07:00Fabio,
None given. Or nun gibbon. Either way.
And...Fabio,<br />None given. Or nun gibbon. Either way.<br /><br />Andy,<br />I wondered how long it would take for someone to make that comment, and who it would be. In hindsight, should have known...Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-58896606551925364912013-05-28T08:57:31.456-07:002013-05-28T08:57:31.456-07:00HoseMasterized? I thought they were HoseMasterbate...HoseMasterized? I thought they were HoseMasterbated.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17095235782574899528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-23549531517674594222013-05-28T08:31:48.810-07:002013-05-28T08:31:48.810-07:00Apology accepted. :)Apology accepted. :)Fabiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08029558448422815096noreply@blogger.com