tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post4016771459004920447..comments2024-02-25T02:50:53.858-08:00Comments on HoseMaster of Wine™: What If I Stop Writing This Crap AgainRon Washam, HMWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-50807981699688797622013-08-15T08:03:49.977-07:002013-08-15T08:03:49.977-07:00Gabe,
Thanks for the tip (that's what she said...Gabe,<br />Thanks for the tip (that's what she said), I hadn't seen that report. Wow. Oral sex on a plane trip from Las Vegas? Well, it's not the first time. I heard Buddy Holly went down in a plane.<br /><br />Sometimes the crap just writes itself. <br /><br />At least now a few people will be talking about Oregon wineries.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-43865752634076755162013-08-14T19:52:00.054-07:002013-08-14T19:52:00.054-07:00hey jose, did you read the latest Oregon wine news...hey jose, did you read the latest Oregon wine news? If not, you should google the latest news on Troon Vineyards. Let's just say they've been a little to generous serving their white...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13849290999060380035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-64499189708648818152013-08-13T10:07:42.490-07:002013-08-13T10:07:42.490-07:00Ron My Love,
Well I've got a pair of un-Pierc...Ron My Love,<br /><br />Well I've got a pair of un-Pierced knockers should you need to borrow them.Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-33185607860176526452013-08-12T21:17:39.577-07:002013-08-12T21:17:39.577-07:00Hey Gang,
Wow, quite the amateur group of comedy w...Hey Gang,<br />Wow, quite the amateur group of comedy writers I have here. I know that I have the smartest and funniest group of common taters of any wine blog, including Pallet Press. Thanks for that. Truly, I get a real kick out of reading everyone's contributions.<br /><br />This sort of piece is a version of my old exercise of writing a bunch of jokes just to warm up. A few work, most stink. But if it gets a few chuckles, I'm fine with that. The question format just gives it a structure, though very loose. Knock-knock jokes without the knockers. <br /><br />The wine biz needs more silliness, less pontification and polemics (something I'm never guilty of). And less alliteration, too.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-5834922139597473192013-08-12T16:45:15.785-07:002013-08-12T16:45:15.785-07:00What if someone had to actually know how wine was ...What if someone had to actually know how wine was made before they could claim to be an expert? Would there be like 5 sommeliers on the planet? And 2 wine bloggers?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13849290999060380035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-48705545826702714192013-08-12T16:09:32.907-07:002013-08-12T16:09:32.907-07:00OK, I have one too: What question in the original ...OK, I have one too: What question in the original post doesn't have a question mark after it?Den Masterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14267032849214929942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-43959644354076241202013-08-12T11:49:11.422-07:002013-08-12T11:49:11.422-07:00Ron,this cracked me up (which I REALLY needed toda...Ron,this cracked me up (which I REALLY needed today--poodle/doodles both sick today and this was hysterical: "What if wineries were forced by the United States government to add a warning label that reads “Contains Esters?” Would people think every wine was kosher? Would morons complain that, “Esters give me headaches.”<br /><br />When I teach my wine classes, I discuss aldehydes and esters, telling them,"that's not my Aunt Esther" (who REALLY gave me a headache)!The Sommelierehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373623446507975769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-72884999791267959492013-08-12T10:55:35.719-07:002013-08-12T10:55:35.719-07:00Inane? Bored?
Are you people reading my mail???Inane? Bored? <br /><br />Are you people reading my mail???Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322028233207741737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-85857821828892577862013-08-12T10:38:08.974-07:002013-08-12T10:38:08.974-07:00What about Aunt Esther? What would we do without h...What about Aunt Esther? What would we do without her?<br /><br />What if bottles really opened from the bottom like all those Wine Woot photos?<br /><br />What if we couldn't get our Monday morning guffaws from the HoseMaster? (Mon Dieu!)<br /><br />And what if we couldn't leave inane comments in this comment section???Marcia Macomberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07237764449953259939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-23873810121227727052013-08-12T09:36:41.324-07:002013-08-12T09:36:41.324-07:00If wine weren't called "Chewy" what ...If wine weren't called "Chewy" what would it otherwise be called? I had a chewy once and swallowed it by accident and puked for 3 days. In private, do wine judges pick their noses or scratch in irreverent places like everyone else. Do these folks really think intelligent people care what they think? If you like wine ads read Wine Spectator at the library; assuming they subscribe.<br />Oh, holly'er than thou.Steve Layhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11485378664675668077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-34339467526494903152013-08-12T09:06:32.522-07:002013-08-12T09:06:32.522-07:00Puff Daddy,
Hari Kari was one of my alltime favori...Puff Daddy,<br />Hari Kari was one of my alltime favorite baseball announcers. <br /><br />After two blistering posts, I thought I'd go back to silliness. I like the "What if" format. I stole it from Wark, so that makes it even more satisfying.<br /><br />I'll never get close to STEVE! numbers of posts. He doesn't either.<br /><br />Daniel,<br />There you go.<br /><br />Thomas,<br />I'm bored, but I'm not as bored as guys wasting time reading wine blogs.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-30369355201799452052013-08-12T09:04:52.245-07:002013-08-12T09:04:52.245-07:00Did Wark do another one of these or are you just b...Did Wark do another one of these or are you just bored?<br /><br />What if the answer to your questions were yes, and no, and maybe, and who cares?<br /><br />Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322028233207741737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-52016647703267872112013-08-12T08:43:35.172-07:002013-08-12T08:43:35.172-07:00wine clubs do have an intelligence test...if you s...wine clubs do have an intelligence test...if you sign up, you failed.<br />Danielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13947624477553194151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-26835918027240836612013-08-12T08:19:07.685-07:002013-08-12T08:19:07.685-07:00Your Google counter would tell you, and hari kari ...Your Google counter would tell you, and hari kari would be the result.<br /><br />What if every one of your one-liners become a blog topic? Would that help you reach your life goal of 10,000 blogs? (Hey, I just past STEVE! for number of posts)Charlie Olkenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02513782687786106137noreply@blogger.com