tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post6849638639825086384..comments2024-02-25T02:50:53.858-08:00Comments on HoseMaster of Wine™: 10 Things Every Wine Lover Should Know About...Splooge EstateRon Washam, HMWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-46474369685978545202013-08-27T08:40:50.895-07:002013-08-27T08:40:50.895-07:00Bungsniffer,
In a pinch, of course. So you want to...Bungsniffer,<br />In a pinch, of course. So you want to be careful if the cellar crew calls and asks you to lend them one.<br /><br />Don't we all just love the Splooge Estate jokes? They write themselves.<br /><br />Gabe,<br />Come on, you know sulfur is perfectly acceptable for natural wines! That faint whiff of Satan. And the impeccable winemaking team at Splooge Estate never has leaky bung holes. <br /><br />David,<br />Oh, I'm not even aiming for funny. Which is why I rarely hit that mark.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-43279792821079781522013-08-27T06:53:47.607-07:002013-08-27T06:53:47.607-07:00#6 is my favorite, but maybe too true to even be f...#6 is my favorite, but maybe too true to even be funny. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06340119694154206371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-65237420217881000732013-08-26T22:37:41.250-07:002013-08-26T22:37:41.250-07:00without sulfur, how do they clean the splooge that...without sulfur, how do they clean the splooge that spills out of their bung holes?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13849290999060380035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-86865355847123564952013-08-26T22:25:46.862-07:002013-08-26T22:25:46.862-07:00Are most jobs at Splooge done by hand?Are most jobs at Splooge done by hand?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-88787027851241534782013-08-26T20:51:26.758-07:002013-08-26T20:51:26.758-07:00Quizicat,
"is planted to many" may not b...Quizicat,<br />"is planted to many" may not be perfectly proper grammar, but it's the way wineries speak.<br /><br />Tempradildo was my nickname in college.<br /><br />JP,<br />Self-esteem tastes like, well, Splooge. So I have no idea. I swear.<br /><br />Marlene Darling,<br />Must have been the unfiltered Splooge, which has a warning label, by the way. Read it next time.<br /><br />Leo,<br />That would be "devolve into a normal wine blogger." I don't think you have to worry about that, even counting my lame wine reviews.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-90897091419413220822013-08-26T19:23:59.400-07:002013-08-26T19:23:59.400-07:00Can't stop laughing ! Lots of true facts withi...Can't stop laughing ! Lots of true facts within the witty sarcasms. Please do not evolve into a normal blogger. Thanks !LeoFerrandohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01252029922865499638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-31704361773719225132013-08-26T18:53:20.520-07:002013-08-26T18:53:20.520-07:00My DH once brought me some Splooge Estate, but it...My DH once brought me some Splooge Estate, but it exploded on me! The Sommelierehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373623446507975769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-2536617157105756292013-08-26T13:34:47.560-07:002013-08-26T13:34:47.560-07:00I dunno. It always seems that producers who worry ...I dunno. It always seems that producers who worry about grapes with low self-esteem end up with spoilt wines. What does self-esteem taste like anyway?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06594097527826745149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-67294205572518677112013-08-26T13:23:20.879-07:002013-08-26T13:23:20.879-07:00"is planted to many" Hmmm.
And I think ..."is planted to many" Hmmm.<br /><br />And I think the ladies might prefer Tempradildo. <br /><br />You must have been in a fine frame of mind when you wrote this one. <br />Mission accomplished!Quizicathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09511230410196866834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-56873519714858675252013-08-26T12:42:40.757-07:002013-08-26T12:42:40.757-07:00Clay,
Vaselino grosso! Very nice.
Hey Gang,
Over ...Clay,<br />Vaselino grosso! Very nice.<br /><br />Hey Gang,<br />Over at wine-searcher.com they do a regular feature called 10 Things Every Wine Lover Should Know About...which always reads like a marketing person for the winery wrote it. Like one of those paid TV shows that pretends to be real. Anyhow, I thought I'd steal the lame format to bring back one of my favorite HoseMaster characters, Splooge Estate.<br /><br />Nothing but cheap comedy. Plenty of "truth," but just a vehicle for jokes mostly. Hey, it's summer, hard to be really serious.<br /><br />Thank you for all the kind words.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-81992221769863460212013-08-26T12:07:14.500-07:002013-08-26T12:07:14.500-07:00Yes, it is a classic. And in fact, it is actually ...Yes, it is a classic. And in fact, it is actually too true to be funny. Nevertheless....a classic top 40 hit.Dean Tudorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09027150351344396656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-17518714331031312462013-08-26T11:30:51.218-07:002013-08-26T11:30:51.218-07:00Funny. Just hope the HoseMaster hasn't shot hi...Funny. Just hope the HoseMaster hasn't shot his wad with this one.Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322028233207741737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-12789582170219344602013-08-26T11:01:22.720-07:002013-08-26T11:01:22.720-07:00Dear Hosé:
It's stunning how many great laugh...Dear Hosé:<br /><br />It's stunning how many great laughs you squeeze into #1 alone! I couldn't pick a favorite, but "Tempradillo" certainly makes an interesting addition to vitis vinifera.<br /><br />Clay's gonna give you a run for it though with vaselino grosso. Touché!<br /><br />This is a new Hosemaster Classic. Get 'em while they're hot!Marcia Macomberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07237764449953259939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-59844824944181087542013-08-26T10:56:08.404-07:002013-08-26T10:56:08.404-07:00Without the laughs, it was almost as jaw dropping ...Without the laughs, it was almost as jaw dropping dull as one of hawk wakawakawakawakawaka's columns... ahaha!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11992278224164669829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-71557380385648181312013-08-26T09:56:57.963-07:002013-08-26T09:56:57.963-07:00love it! I wonder if they've given any thought...love it! I wonder if they've given any thought to grafting over some of the petite verge to vaselino grosso, to maybe catch the next wave?clay h.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17840258073225588943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-10958648329946193282013-08-26T09:55:00.705-07:002013-08-26T09:55:00.705-07:00I ain't no Scrooge, I'll splurge on Sploog...I ain't no Scrooge, I'll splurge on Splooge!PaulGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05409346656762573929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-71035449605836663212013-08-26T09:47:18.798-07:002013-08-26T09:47:18.798-07:00Ron My Love,
Oh you could have resisted...Ron My Love,<br />Oh you could have resisted...Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-38488329282039447702013-08-26T08:59:02.952-07:002013-08-26T08:59:02.952-07:00Who could resist Splooge...Who could resist Splooge...Joakimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02689406695488368188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-22222076472352582842013-08-26T08:55:57.737-07:002013-08-26T08:55:57.737-07:00Joakim,
With Splooge Estate, your order is in the ...Joakim,<br />With Splooge Estate, your order is in the male.<br /><br />Couldn't resist.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-828716109897289452013-08-26T08:11:46.157-07:002013-08-26T08:11:46.157-07:00My order is in the mail!!My order is in the mail!!Joakimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02689406695488368188noreply@blogger.com