tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post7224246353242064424..comments2024-02-25T02:50:53.858-08:00Comments on HoseMaster of Wine™: The HoseMaster Calendar of EventsRon Washam, HMWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-89270866122366795062010-04-26T09:06:45.156-07:002010-04-26T09:06:45.156-07:00Amy Love,
I'm at your service. We'll make...Amy Love,<br /><br />I'm at your service. We'll make it a May play day. <br /><br />Charlie,<br /><br />I can't wait to read your book. Maybe I'll review it as Steve Heimoff. Or Alder. Or that Reign of Terrier guy.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-31853125279868033302010-04-25T23:25:59.383-07:002010-04-25T23:25:59.383-07:00Book reviews? You are going to do book reviews?
H...Book reviews? You are going to do book reviews?<br /><br />Have I got a book for you.Charlie Olkenhttp://www.cgcw.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-28363550136330096422010-04-25T19:52:48.598-07:002010-04-25T19:52:48.598-07:00Ron
You tell me. This week is for my daughter--I&#...Ron<br />You tell me. This week is for my daughter--I've been away too much. But later in May?winebookgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01108898075062843791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-57310225814753996932010-04-25T08:35:41.627-07:002010-04-25T08:35:41.627-07:00Amy Love,
One never knows. I'm almost done wi...Amy Love,<br /><br />One never knows. I'm almost done with the one I'm working on--only a few pages left to color!<br /><br />I missed you! Welcome back. When are we hanging out?Ron Washamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10386836101202976147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-90206813410453644642010-04-25T08:13:24.349-07:002010-04-25T08:13:24.349-07:00Event listings? What is next, book reviews?Event listings? What is next, book reviews?winebookgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01108898075062843791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-73314971684137010782010-04-24T08:05:42.220-07:002010-04-24T08:05:42.220-07:00Hey John,
You? Having trouble finding hypocrites?...Hey John,<br /><br />You? Having trouble finding hypocrites? You're in the wine biz AND you're a blogger and you're having trouble finding hypocrites? Shocking lack of effort on your part. But, sure, I'll be in your production of "The Sky is Falling," but only if I get to be Skunky Drunky.<br /><br />Enobytes,<br /><br />Welcome to my little personal Hell. Thanks for stopping by. I haven't read your blog, but I'll wander over later. Feel free to participate here any time. And, hey, John is looking for help if you're free.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-38732246927164727432010-04-23T21:29:11.303-07:002010-04-23T21:29:11.303-07:00You had me at Oodles of Poodles.You had me at Oodles of Poodles.Enobyteshttp://enobytes.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-32967692841022963572010-04-23T10:14:37.829-07:002010-04-23T10:14:37.829-07:00Ron I've been asked to produce "The Sky I...Ron I've been asked to produce "The Sky Is Falling" - planning to stage it in the amphitheater Socrates Nicholson built up behind the winery. I'm having trouble finding enough hypocrits to fill the chorus. I have a mask with your name on it - you interested? <br /><br />Tamara - pre-sipped bottles? Aren't they selling those out of vending machines in Japan?John M. Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18343670865804216103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-79224251030519776032010-04-23T08:54:17.641-07:002010-04-23T08:54:17.641-07:00King Krak,
I heard it was sold out. Hate to disap...King Krak,<br /><br />I heard it was sold out. Hate to disappoint people. I'm looking forward to Alder's seminar at the event, "Fred Franzia, Vornograpy's Biggest Fan."<br /><br />Arthur,<br /><br />I won't ask what the other six signs are, but if you need me, I'll be in the can.<br /><br />Eric,<br /><br />I know, I know, fictional events are your area, but I wanted to highlight the more important ones.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-58946993073548466632010-04-23T04:06:50.178-07:002010-04-23T04:06:50.178-07:00Hey wait, I've got events baby!!!
EVOHey wait, I've got events baby!!!<br /><br />EVOEric V. Orangehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10421713709476706024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-21064617566503195402010-04-22T23:33:32.487-07:002010-04-22T23:33:32.487-07:00Uh-oh. Jack from forkandbottle is now commenting (...Uh-oh. Jack from forkandbottle is now commenting (and using an obscure reference to a legendary Polish king as his name).<br />One of the seven signs that your award is in the can.Arthurhttp://www.redwinebuzz.com/modxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-19392596589098829132010-04-22T22:30:00.788-07:002010-04-22T22:30:00.788-07:00My Gorgeous Samantha,
Oh, boy, comedy is ugly. I ...My Gorgeous Samantha,<br /><br />Oh, boy, comedy is ugly. I thought for sure you'd call me Chimpy Limpy.<br /><br />Note to self--sell Boner in a Can supply on Ebay.<br /><br />I love you so!Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-53783744735673426382010-04-22T22:28:48.817-07:002010-04-22T22:28:48.817-07:00I cannot believe you left off your list:
Two-Buck...I cannot believe you left off your list:<br /><br /><b>Two-Buck Chuck's Taste-a-Thong</b><br /><br />For shame, <i>Hosemaster,</i> for shame.King Krak, I Smell the Stenchhttp://www.forkandbottle.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-30980719011675510282010-04-22T21:37:24.949-07:002010-04-22T21:37:24.949-07:00Skunky?! Drunky I can live with but Skunky?! Note ...Skunky?! Drunky I can live with but Skunky?! Note to self, "Keep your tail away from The HoseMaster"...Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-88463802961696761722010-04-22T20:54:16.965-07:002010-04-22T20:54:16.965-07:00Tom,
Ah, nothing more satisfying than scooping th...Tom,<br /><br />Ah, nothing more satisfying than scooping the master. And for your reading of "Chicken Little" I wish you the best of cluck.<br /><br />Alfonso,<br /><br />You're on a "Tootsie" roll!<br /><br />Puff Daddy,<br /><br />Wow, you've morphed into Anonymous 1! I just didn't have the space to list all the upcoming events in the wine biz. Of course, wine blogging has nothing to do with the actual wine biz. Wine Blogs are the Fantasy Baseball of wine geeks. I knew I shouldn't have drafted Hardy Wallace--too many errors.<br /><br />Tamara, aka Sippy Baby,<br /><br />Very generous of you. But, boy, I hope it's not some crappy Oregon wine.<br /><br />My Gorgeous, Samantha,,,<br /><br />I just don't see you, as, "Goosey Loosey." Maybe Skunky Drunky...<br /><br />And the price of your, crunders, ought to be, amazing...Charlie and I in a bidding war. But I expect I'll be able to, pull down those "Crunders."<br /><br />Man, don't you get tired doing that?<br /><br />I love you!Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-12493548702874924602010-04-22T18:23:28.021-07:002010-04-22T18:23:28.021-07:00Well I will have you know that I after an exhausti...Well I will have you know that I after an exhausting audition, (and really Tom was the force feeding of mayonnaise really necessary? I understand authenticity and all but Jesus man) I narrowly edged out Hardy Wallace and landed the role of Goosey Loosey. It is a very proud day indeed and I for one am honored to do my part to stop the H1N1 bill thingie.<br /><br />Yes, I was willing to donate my commas, it was, difficult to part with them, I do love them so, but, you forgot to mention, that those commas with be framed with my beloved " " and presented in a pair of my crunched crunders...Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-72502617391973323652010-04-22T17:51:23.419-07:002010-04-22T17:51:23.419-07:00Thanks for doing your doody with this PSA. I know ...Thanks for doing your doody with this PSA. I know there's some events I surely won't miss, being a poodle and all. As always, you're an inspriation. My own contribution to the auction: For anyone who's ever wanted to Sip with Me - a gorgeous bottle with a really special label of already-been-sipped wine, sipped especially by you know who.Sip with Me!https://www.blogger.com/profile/01396446937839484772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-63158031935054955022010-04-22T17:28:16.141-07:002010-04-22T17:28:16.141-07:00You forgot the following events.
Corks Like Baby ...You forgot the following events.<br /><br />Corks Like Baby Jesus Day, in which bloggers display all the stoppers they have collected with faces of famous people formed by the imperfections in the cork. They are also allowed to show off their burnt toast collections.<br /><br />EBay Day, on which 32 Napa Valley wineries auction off their excess inventory while trying to stave off bankruptcy. Winning bidders also get an autographed picture of Robert Lawrence Balzer whose writings are used as examples by bloggers to this day.<br /><br />Save The Earth Day, when bloggers get together to plant a tree to honor the most popular blogger in the universe.<br /><br />Bribe Steve Heimoff Day, on which Alfonso Cevola gives $20 to every writer who volunteers to ask Steve Heinmoff for his autograph in exchange for the twenty bucks. Rumor has it that this day may be cancelled because Heimoff has a bad habit of keeping the bribes.<br /><br />Bloggers Taste Blind Day, on which every blogger in the country is sent two bottles of wine by the Rodney Strong Winery in exchange for their promise to taste the wine blind, when, in fact, they never do--a trick they apparently learned from Robert Parker.<br /><br />Hosemaster For A Day Day, during which bloggers are excused from having to say something nice but meaningless about everything that moves.<br /><br />Adopt A Blogger Day. This event was started recently at the Wine Writers Symposium when I adopted 1WineDude. I still don't know his real name so I just call him Joe for short.Puff Daddyhttp://www.cgcw.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-12128928521618026982010-04-22T14:55:43.541-07:002010-04-22T14:55:43.541-07:00I have just heard from Dustin Hoffman. He will Em...I have just heard from Dustin Hoffman. He will Emcee but he wont read.Alfonso Cevolahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16983431475848714789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-19390481594207235352010-04-22T12:08:05.737-07:002010-04-22T12:08:05.737-07:00Damnit!!! I was going to announce the "Sky I...Damnit!!! I was going to announce the "Sky Is Falling" event<br /><br />Daaaammnnnn Yoouuuuu, Hosemaster!!!!<br /><br />...Tom Wark...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com