tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post9035530473836184297..comments2024-03-22T00:35:12.415-07:00Comments on HoseMaster of Wine™: A Tea Party of WineabeesRon Washam, HMWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-79928675905158181212010-05-22T10:49:42.032-07:002010-05-22T10:49:42.032-07:00Dear Hosey, I was wondering if it is permissible w...Dear Hosey, I was wondering if it is permissible when responding in this space, to reach across the table and slap someone else other than you? <br />Oh and btw, when onewhinedud says stature, does that mean, IQ?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04912882603575919477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-19982988171556495892010-05-20T21:22:31.879-07:002010-05-20T21:22:31.879-07:00Whoops...commented on the wrong post, I don't ...Whoops...commented on the wrong post, I don't know S.H.I.tSamantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-46372908404183691432010-05-20T21:19:55.853-07:002010-05-20T21:19:55.853-07:00It is the absolute WORST, I would be embarrassed f...It is the absolute WORST, I would be embarrassed for them if they didn't piss me off....Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-933488978830778902010-05-20T17:45:46.097-07:002010-05-20T17:45:46.097-07:00Basta!
The command given by my wife's alpha ...Basta! <br /><br />The command given by my wife's alpha dog family tour guides in Italy while we were trying to sleep off the purple haze from the previous night... get up! we're starting over.<br /><br />Here it applies to the Whitman/Poizner sick love/hate affair to see who can waste the most dinero claiming the other cretin is more liberal or has more STDs.<br /><br />To put it in more concise and scientifically correct terms the appropriate descriptor is:<br /><br />sadoequinonecrophilia<br /><br />We will now return to our regular scheduled programming.Davenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-73412247679463262010-05-20T17:36:42.056-07:002010-05-20T17:36:42.056-07:00The Master of Hoses responded:
"At least I t...The Master of Hoses responded:<br /><br />"At least I think it was Meg Whitman--she looked amazingly like Benjamin Franklin."<br /><br />Aha! The commercials are starting to make sense... Poizner then is obviously Ben Stein and he too wants to win our money!Davenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-28877339637885144092010-05-20T10:38:45.854-07:002010-05-20T10:38:45.854-07:00Puff Daddy,
I'm pretty sure "qualatio&qu...Puff Daddy,<br /><br />I'm pretty sure "qualatio" refers to oral sex at QualComm stadium. It's on old tradition at ballparks. You kiss your girlfriend on the strikes and she kiss you on the balls.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-21241375826494251712010-05-20T10:12:49.960-07:002010-05-20T10:12:49.960-07:00Tom writes, "Someone at Google is after me--o...Tom writes, "Someone at Google is after me--or avoiding me."<br /><br />They are not the only one, boyo.<br /><br /><br />Today's secret word is "qualatio", which seems to mean "good latio".<br /><br />I suppose there is bad "latio" but I have yet to experience it.Puff Daddynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-24387065136848639102010-05-20T08:26:04.902-07:002010-05-20T08:26:04.902-07:00"Anyhow, it seems disorder has been restored...."Anyhow, it seems disorder has been restored."<br /><br />Not really, not until Whitman sends me my share of the ten grand.<br /><br />Odd, but when i tried to post on Fermentation earlier, after a long time away, I found that I had to re-enter all my info.<br /><br />Someone at Google is after me--or avoiding me.Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322028233207741737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-72162847764141333022010-05-20T07:49:49.288-07:002010-05-20T07:49:49.288-07:00Thomas,
Blogger has regained its senses and allow...Thomas,<br /><br />Blogger has regained its senses and allowed you back, even returned your old comments in their original form. Turns out it was a simple hostage situation and I had to pay Meg Whitman ten thousand dollars for their return. At least I think it was Meg Whitman--she looked amazingly like Benjamin Franklin.<br /><br />Anyhow, it seems disorder has been restored.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-30761437442245734332010-05-20T05:07:50.027-07:002010-05-20T05:07:50.027-07:00This is a test--do not be alarmed; do not close th...This is a test--do not be alarmed; do not close the shades; do not hide under your desk; this is only a test!Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322028233207741737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-74748053981077471502010-05-19T18:55:28.295-07:002010-05-19T18:55:28.295-07:00Thomas,
It's so weird! At the bottom of the p...Thomas,<br /><br />It's so weird! At the bottom of the post it says 24 comments, but here it says 22, and your two comments have vanished. I got them in my personal Inbox, but then they're not on the blog. I certainly didn't delete them or do anything to make them vanish. Some sort of Blogger thing. Really odd.<br /><br />So I'll cut and paste them here:<br /><br />Thomas said:<br /><br />Anyone interested in Finger Lakes Riesling ought to contact the Finger Lakes wineries. I am not an employee and do not receive compensation for doing any sort of PR work, or otherwise for the region.<br /><br />You can go over to the New York boosterism blog (http://lennthompson.typepad.com/lenndevours/)<br />and maybe get some help there.<br /><br />Be warned, however, reviewing wines that can't be found at retail in your location can be annoying to consumers.<br /><br /><br /><br />Posted by Thomas to HoseMaster of Wine at May 19, 2010 4:02 PM <br /><br />Thomas said:<br /><br />So, where'd my last comment go?<br /><br />It was there; I saw it. But now it's gone.<br /><br /><br /><br />Posted by Thomas to HoseMaster of Wine at May 19, 2010 6:14 PM <br /><br /><br />I have no idea what's going on with your posts.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-5702646680749377452010-05-19T18:14:12.420-07:002010-05-19T18:14:12.420-07:00So, where'd my last comment go?
It was there;...So, where'd my last comment go?<br /><br />It was there; I saw it. But now it's gone.Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322028233207741737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-71077072734572962612010-05-19T17:27:40.380-07:002010-05-19T17:27:40.380-07:00Heya Jimmie,
Well, Mawby I will. Do you usually s...Heya Jimmie,<br /><br />Well, Mawby I will. Do you usually smoke after sex? Only if you do it right!<br /><br />John,<br /><br />I was actually going for the "Heart of Darkness" reference, but, from your Apocalypse to God's ear.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-8587932619340953682010-05-19T17:09:47.972-07:002010-05-19T17:09:47.972-07:00Charlie - thanks for the Red Zeppelin reminder. I&...Charlie - thanks for the Red Zeppelin reminder. I'd almost forgotten...<br /><br />Ron - thanks for the Poxyclipse Now reference, Now I'm thinking "I love the smell of [insert RP favorite here] in the morning."John M. Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18343670865804216103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-21131919258733256462010-05-19T17:07:29.123-07:002010-05-19T17:07:29.123-07:00Dear HorrorMaster,
Try some of Larry Mawby's ...Dear HorrorMaster,<br /><br />Try some of Larry Mawby's sparkling wines..Cremant, Talisman, very good vino. His Fizz & Wet are good, but I had Sex with him several years ago, and it was great! I could have blogged about it all day, but after a cigarette, I fell asleep.Jimmie Schnipkenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-31663498887985299722010-05-19T16:02:34.808-07:002010-05-19T16:02:34.808-07:00Anyone interested in Finger Lakes Riesling ought t...Anyone interested in Finger Lakes Riesling ought to contact the Finger Lakes wineries. I am not an employee and do not receive compensation for doing any sort of PR work, or otherwise for the region.<br /><br />You can go over to the New York boosterism blog (http://lennthompson.typepad.com/lenndevours/) <br />and maybe get some help there. <br /><br />Be warned, however, reviewing wines that can't be found at retail in your location can be annoying to consumers.Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322028233207741737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-16053807374694101262010-05-19T15:27:13.477-07:002010-05-19T15:27:13.477-07:00Heya Jimmie,
That Michigan stuff impressed me, bu...Heya Jimmie,<br /><br />That Michigan stuff impressed me, but I am far out of touch with Finger Lakes Rieslings. Though you'd think a guy like me would be given an awful lot of Fingers.<br /><br />Meanwhile, I'm still having nightmares from some of those blogs I read. The horror, the horror!Ron Washamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10386836101202976147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-50308848111343496632010-05-19T14:41:22.731-07:002010-05-19T14:41:22.731-07:00Michigan Master,
I knew there was something about...Michigan Master,<br /><br />I knew there was something about this place I liked. Been following those wineries in the Traverse area as long as Daddy has been puffin. And they have more than fingers, they have the whole mitten. (Still love ya, Thomas.)Jimmie Schnipkenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-47417605379225334722010-05-19T10:03:35.723-07:002010-05-19T10:03:35.723-07:00Thomas,
Sure he's got shoulders. They hold up...Thomas,<br /><br />Sure he's got shoulders. They hold up his royal cape.<br /><br />Hey Charlie,<br /><br />Talk about wine here? Oh, if you must.<br /><br />I recently tasted the 2008 Chateau Grand Traverse Dry Riesling from Michigan, which was about $12, and thought it was sensational for that price. Not going to scare anybody in the Mosel, but it was beautifully made and pitch perfect for the variety. An easy 564,324 on the HoseMaster Million Point Scale.<br /><br />And while you're at it, get your fingers on some wines from the Hands Lakes.Ron Washamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10386836101202976147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-49748459807640681752010-05-19T09:28:13.527-07:002010-05-19T09:28:13.527-07:00Tom--
Headless wine critics? Shoulderless wine cr...Tom--<br /><br />Headless wine critics? Shoulderless wine critics? I think you forgot spineless wine critics, blind wine critics, emperors who have no noses wine critics and a whole host of wine critics with other infirmities.<br /><br />How about talking about wine? Got any ideas how I can get my hands on a bunch of Finger Lakes Rieslings to review along the wines I have been collecting from WA, OR, CA and MI?Charlie Olkenhttp://www.cgcw.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-59828005202928350402010-05-19T07:52:04.357-07:002010-05-19T07:52:04.357-07:00Heimoff has shoulders? I thought they were superfl...Heimoff has shoulders? I thought they were superfluous to a wine critic whose head is usually taken off and lain to rest at the end of a hard day of spitting and spewing. Don't even need a neck.Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322028233207741737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-24301660373803217432010-05-18T15:47:50.557-07:002010-05-18T15:47:50.557-07:001WineDude,
When you win your WBA stand on Heimoff...1WineDude,<br /><br />When you win your WBA stand on Heimoff's shoulders to give your acceptance speech. Nice symbolism, and you might also get a gig with Cirque du Soleil.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-3808827369296861382010-05-18T14:11:57.682-07:002010-05-18T14:11:57.682-07:00Joe, my dear adopted son--
Not to worry. You are ...Joe, my dear adopted son--<br /><br />Not to worry. You are way ahead in the Short Blog category.<br /><br />PappyPappy Daddynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-89448006760964233652010-05-18T12:38:45.117-07:002010-05-18T12:38:45.117-07:00As a person of short stature, I am deeply offended...As a person of short stature, I am deeply offended by this article.<br /><br />Regards,<br />-shorty1WineDudehttp://www.1winedude.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-31159367674365929242010-05-18T07:58:36.170-07:002010-05-18T07:58:36.170-07:00This huddled mass would also like to nominate Hose...This huddled mass would also like to nominate HoseMaster for saving us from the witless mind-numbingly boring back label writing that plagues far too many wine blogs out there. <br /><br />Ron My Love,<br /> I made the same mistake in trying to read through all the nominated (self nominated included and I count the ones that went on facebook and emailed their friends begging them to nominate them in this category) wine blogs....it was a little like grading kindergarten play dough sculptures. Kind of depressing really and that one with the fashion and wine crap seriously had me thinking, "Well if I bludgeon myself it will go away" dreadful and so freaking pointless. I must admit I am dying to see who the finalists are if for no other reason than to get my panties twisted and watch you go after them, (the bloggers not my panties). That or I'm an emotional cutter....either way I'm staying tuned in.Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.com