tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post9174899468740640498..comments2024-03-22T00:35:12.415-07:00Comments on HoseMaster of Wine™: Decorating My Thanksgiving TreeRon Washam, HMWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-18253578286353585852012-11-20T11:36:28.885-08:002012-11-20T11:36:28.885-08:00Firplay, as expected...you shoulda cedar...Firplay, as expected...you shoulda cedar...AChttp://www.alfonsocevola.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-63638994001083763622012-11-20T08:42:59.505-08:002012-11-20T08:42:59.505-08:00Ron,
If you use it as a banner, I want 10 percen...Ron,<br /><br />If you use it as a banner, I want 10 percent of all the money you make on this blog, as I know such a banner would draw hordes of blog readers. <br /><br />Of course, they still won't know what wine to have on Thanksgiving. I've decided that bull's blood pairs well with leeches, so that's my choice.Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322028233207741737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-88104507634594922812012-11-20T08:14:47.629-08:002012-11-20T08:14:47.629-08:00Charlie,
You've never had my special walnut an...Charlie,<br />You've never had my special walnut and Roquefort cheese taco! Perfect with Port. Classic Mexican dish.<br /><br />Thomas,<br />"What a waste this blog is."<br />That might be my new banner.<br /><br />Happy Thanksgiving!Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-14389846857288339542012-11-20T07:14:18.775-08:002012-11-20T07:14:18.775-08:00I had to read all that other stuff to find out whi...I had to read all that other stuff to find out which wine goes with all that other stuff; then, you didn't tell me which wine goes with all that other stuff.<br /><br />How the fuck am I supposed to get wine this year if you don't tell me what to get? <br /><br />What a waste this blog is.Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322028233207741737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-66530313483381633052012-11-20T06:02:18.129-08:002012-11-20T06:02:18.129-08:00Ron--
If you believe that Port goes with tacos, I...Ron--<br /><br />If you believe that Port goes with tacos, I have a mother-in-law to sell you.Son-In-Law Daddynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-61542950422344571392012-11-19T19:30:56.300-08:002012-11-19T19:30:56.300-08:00Hey! Where de white meat at?!....Hey! Where de white meat at?!....Mockingbirdnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-16681613251926571592012-11-19T18:08:57.225-08:002012-11-19T18:08:57.225-08:00Daniel,
Yeah, I know. I hear that a lot. But you g...Daniel,<br />Yeah, I know. I hear that a lot. But you got my point.<br /><br />Charlie,<br />Everybody bemoans having to write about what wine to serve on Thanksgiving, but everyone still writes that stupid post. Really? Is there some huge public demand for wine advice from bloggers about what to drink on Thanksgiving? How desperate would you have to be to take that advice? Mostly, it's just an excuse to use it as a topic, and topics are what bloggers are forever starved for. I certainly used Thanksgiving as an excuse as well, but in my own twisted fashion.<br /><br />I have a brother who thinks marijuana is fruit, but that's different. And are you saying tacos and Port don't go together? There goes my late night snack.<br /><br />Marcia,<br />I always view posts like this particularly stupid one as proof that I write this crap for myself. I am fond of writing this kind of non sequitur comedy just as a sort of exercise in foolishness. Yet aren't all traditions, in someone else's eyes, pretty damned foolish? Even twisted? <br /><br />My Gorgeous Samantha,<br />When I write these kinds of really weird posts I know that most folks will read them and just shake their heads and wonder what the hell I was huffing. Even when you write comedy, people want to put you into some kind of box (in my case, a coffin) and they don't like it when you veer from their idea of what you should be writing. So like when I write Dial MW for Murder, I'll have few comments. It's a sort of reprimand, which I then completely ignore. <br /><br />And a large dose of creepy is just right for your Thanksgiving table.<br /><br />I love you too!Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-63504324552353566242012-11-19T12:19:22.069-08:002012-11-19T12:19:22.069-08:00I'm with Marcia here, something creepy came sl...I'm with Marcia here, something creepy came slamming in early and I had a hard time shaking it...although the creamed leeches helped. Ugh. While I loved most of this dark and back woods of Virginia feeling piece I have to say I think my favorite line is here in the, "The family that Splooges together has Stooges together". I love you!Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-50199931019537878752012-11-19T10:57:50.445-08:002012-11-19T10:57:50.445-08:00Oh, dear! Somewhere near the beginning of the four...Oh, dear! Somewhere near the beginning of the fourth sentence the Addams family theme started up in my head and wouldn't stop.<br /><br />Favorite line: "For back labels, the mattress tags of wine." Perfect.Marcia Macomberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07237764449953259939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-62404332394586182862012-11-19T10:31:47.634-08:002012-11-19T10:31:47.634-08:00Now you've gone and done it. All my careful th...Now you've gone and done it. All my careful thought about how to arrange the wine so that I can make everyone happy--now gone with the wind.<br /><br />What would you do with a family that included a brother who thinks tannin is fruit and a mother-in-law who drinks Port with her tacos.Dark Meat Daddyhttp://www.cgcw.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-53820402686008867372012-11-19T10:03:12.166-08:002012-11-19T10:03:12.166-08:00Hosemaster, there is something seriously wrong wit...Hosemaster, there is something seriously wrong with you. An I really appreciate it.<br />The best bottle to drink is the one that is open.<br />cheers<br />Danielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13947624477553194151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-19105917220963275972012-11-19T09:13:06.092-08:002012-11-19T09:13:06.092-08:00BD,
The family that Splooges together is the fami...BD,<br /><br />The family that Splooges together is the family that has Three Stooges together. <br /><br />No idea what that means.<br /><br />Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-15321191958142676882012-11-19T08:13:16.392-08:002012-11-19T08:13:16.392-08:00I've got a lot of Splooge downstairs that I ca...I've got a lot of Splooge downstairs that I can't wait to share with family. BDnoreply@blogger.com