tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post1752249600159526626..comments2024-03-22T00:35:12.415-07:00Comments on HoseMaster of Wine™: Another Few Minutes Decomposing with Andy RooneyRon Washam, HMWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-26060546087469489842012-03-11T20:36:16.780-07:002012-03-11T20:36:16.780-07:00Careful, now! From Hematology to Hemotology to Hom...Careful, now! From Hematology to Hemotology to Homotology is only one Hosemaster Proctology step away by the MCS PDR-- GEFY?viNomadichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10871310275756229282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-15710671971757135092012-03-08T07:11:07.411-08:002012-03-08T07:11:07.411-08:00Hematology baby...
You flabbergasm me in your did...Hematology baby...<br /><br />You flabbergasm me in your didactagasmistic way.Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322028233207741737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-81807501216038573802012-03-07T18:13:36.072-08:002012-03-07T18:13:36.072-08:00Presbyopic Daddy:
It's Hem*A*tology.Presbyopic Daddy:<br /><br />It's Hem*A*tology.Mockingbirdhttp://mockingsommscriticsotherwineblogs.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-60664985455487339972012-03-07T16:46:41.102-08:002012-03-07T16:46:41.102-08:00Hemotology--having to do with the study of blood. ...Hemotology--having to do with the study of blood. See Mr. P.'s early definition of pleonasm.<br /><br />Of course, he was mistaken as I pointed out. <br /><br />And now he has attributed certain powers to the Hosemaster that even the mighty Jose does not possess.<br /><br />Namely, the power to ooze black when he experiences a Frodogasm.<br /><br />By the way, there is no truth the rumor that Proctologists experience protogasms.Wikipedia Daddynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-77121410097315412992012-03-07T08:49:27.334-08:002012-03-07T08:49:27.334-08:00Aha! leave it to the H'master to come up with ...Aha! leave it to the H'master to come up with oozing hot, black humor...Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322028233207741737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-70521309945175362522012-03-07T08:36:31.506-08:002012-03-07T08:36:31.506-08:00All I know is that "The Lord of the Rings&quo...All I know is that "The Lord of the Rings" gave me a Frodogasm. My Gandalf staff was very happy.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-14006626853955592742012-03-07T07:32:51.035-08:002012-03-07T07:32:51.035-08:00Hemotology Daddy,
You are mistaken, of course. Pr...Hemotology Daddy,<br /><br />You are mistaken, of course. Protogasm has two meanings:<br /><br />adj.; your first orgasm<br /><br />adjstupidive; your first orgasm achieved from playing a game rather than from having sex.Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322028233207741737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-42279685967001042212012-03-06T17:15:53.350-08:002012-03-06T17:15:53.350-08:00What's Hemotology, Ducktor Daddy?
I'll be...What's Hemotology, Ducktor Daddy?<br /><br />I'll be here drinking my malk awaiting your reply...Mockingbirdhttp://mockingsommscriticsotherwineblogs.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-53672347250244381532012-03-06T16:08:49.628-08:002012-03-06T16:08:49.628-08:00Mr. P--
I believe you are confusing the term with...Mr. P--<br /><br />I believe you are confusing the term with protogasm.Hemotology Daddynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-82621829596366065892012-03-06T11:54:36.056-08:002012-03-06T11:54:36.056-08:00Pleonasm: isn't that a reference to red blood?...Pleonasm: isn't that a reference to red blood?Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322028233207741737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-13014812928499389362012-03-06T09:42:48.164-08:002012-03-06T09:42:48.164-08:00Mockingbird,
I prefer to channel dead guys. So ma...Mockingbird,<br /><br />I prefer to channel dead guys. So maybe Parker...<br /><br />Paul,<br /><br />OK, now you're bragging. I recently had a simultaneous semantic pleonasm, which was odd because I was alone.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-591729076806275072012-03-06T09:31:47.645-08:002012-03-06T09:31:47.645-08:00I had a semantic pleonasm once. I was en vacances ...I had a semantic pleonasm once. I was en vacances in the south of France. She was young and beautiful, I was drunk and enchanted. Those were the days! I actually could have more than one pleonasm in the same evening.PaulGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05409346656762573929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-54634202147715686632012-03-06T09:21:22.805-08:002012-03-06T09:21:22.805-08:00What you need is more interviews with other writer...What you need is more interviews with other writers and critics. A five hundred part series with !STEVE would be good....Mockingbirdhttp://mockingsommscriticsotherwineblogs.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-37054517012283222492012-03-06T08:44:27.832-08:002012-03-06T08:44:27.832-08:00Puff Daddy,
As a supposedly veteran sommelier, no...Puff Daddy,<br /><br />As a supposedly veteran sommelier, now a retired veteran (you may be seated), I like making fun of my former profession. It is a very strange job, and one populated with more pretenders than mediums, psychics and FOX news anchors.<br /><br />It's always struck me as funny that wine experts will often say that comparing Champagne to CA sparkling wine is like comparing apples to oranges. In the next breath they declare that apples are superior to oranges. Stupid.<br /><br />Ah well, we all still have so much to learn about wine. Especially me.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-81295496027940989852012-03-06T02:46:23.751-08:002012-03-06T02:46:23.751-08:00In my next life, I am going to be a sommelier. It ...In my next life, I am going to be a sommelier. It is so much easier than being a writer. I mean, we both engage in fiction, but I had to study before I could produce my fictions.<br /><br />I went to a restaurant in San Francisco the other day and tried to order a CA sparkling wine. The sommelier, who will one day know enough to study for the MW, so she tells me, put none on the list despite having some 30 or 40 French wines (and no, Sam, I am not talking about you). <br /><br />When I asked her why she said they are all sweet and low in acid despite the fact the even Jon Bonne, no fan of CA anything except those wines we have never heard of, has now accepted.<br /><br />So, I asked her if she ever tasted them blind against comparably priced French wines and she said she was planning to do so next week.<br /><br />Andy Rooney was right.Make Me A Somm Daddyhttp://www.cgcw.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-23073425494896443922012-03-05T11:26:45.732-08:002012-03-05T11:26:45.732-08:00It seems that I've been brightly enlightened.It seems that I've been brightly enlightened.Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322028233207741737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-42877067037658723422012-03-05T11:07:02.361-08:002012-03-05T11:07:02.361-08:00Now I'm going to be picturing toenails in nost...Now I'm going to be picturing toenails in nostrils all damn day, thanks for that....Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-35478898492378424332012-03-05T09:56:06.000-08:002012-03-05T09:56:06.000-08:00Thomas,
Thanks. It's an interesting voice, re...Thomas,<br /><br />Thanks. It's an interesting voice, really, and serves as a grab bag for random, meaningless, thoughtless, odd opinions that perhaps don't merit an entire post.<br /><br />And, by the way, "perfect sommelier" is a semantic pleonasm. OOH, look at me getting all grammatical. "Sommelier" would have communicated the same message--ask any M.S.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-36198463761226742192012-03-05T08:47:09.486-08:002012-03-05T08:47:09.486-08:00You certainly got that voice down tight.
Incident...You certainly got that voice down tight.<br /><br />Incidentally, if I may be serious: your analogies regarding bringing wine to a restaurant are perfect. I've always said that if I was ever crazy enough to own a restaurant, I would throw people out who brought in their own drinks. <br /><br />Of course, that's because I would hire a perfect sommelier and stock perfect wines.Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322028233207741737noreply@blogger.com