tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post3156956426207864516..comments2024-03-22T00:35:12.415-07:00Comments on HoseMaster of Wine™: The HoseMaster PresentsRon Washam, HMWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-8232234955985026642009-12-08T19:51:15.769-08:002009-12-08T19:51:15.769-08:00I was shopping for holiday gifts for some wine afi...I was shopping for holiday gifts for some wine aficionado friends and wondered which of these you'd endorse...<br /><br />ROBERT PARKER'S GUIDE TO ROMAN NUMERALS<br /><br />MENSA MEMBERS' WINE-TASTING FOR DUMMIES<br /><br />CANNIBALS' GUIDE TO CALIFORNIA RED WINES<br /><br />CORRECT MISPRONUNCIATIONS OF EUROPEAN WINE NAMES<br /><br />SARAH PALIN'S "GOING ROUGE,A GUIDE TO YER BEST RED WINE BUYS, BY GOLLY."<br /><br />I was amused, though, when I picked up "The Great Wines of Temecula" and all the pages were blank! <br /><br />ANONYMOUS IAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-63776306123885109092009-12-05T21:56:41.953-08:002009-12-05T21:56:41.953-08:00I do not like it in a boat
I would not like it on ...I do not like it in a boat<br />I would not like it on a goat<br />I cannot drink your coco jam<br />I will not do it because<br />Sam<br />I <br />Am....<br /><br />Oh and Mr. HoseMaster Sir, <br /> I thought you passed on the easy ones...unit? Baby, you walked into that one.<br />Kisses<br />Sam<br />I <br />AmSamantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-8997029504175294742009-12-05T18:12:35.526-08:002009-12-05T18:12:35.526-08:00Marcia Darling,
We may have opened a whole new ke...Marcia Darling,<br /><br />We may have opened a whole new kettle of fish, red fish, blue fish, dead fish, new fish, with Seussian wine reviewing. I can just see the controversy bubbling over into Heimoff's blog and onto eBob with that inbred group. Maybe I'll do the next chapter of MS Conspiracy in Seuss.<br /><br />And thank you for your always bright and witty contributions, Love.<br /><br />My Gorgeous Samantha,<br /><br />All I know is that you move my unit, that's for sure.<br /><br />I adore you!Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-51725274254740514682009-12-05T15:48:07.521-08:002009-12-05T15:48:07.521-08:00Ron, r u going to run Mr. Yarrow's Seussian ta...Ron, r u going to run Mr. Yarrow's Seussian take on "Green Eggs and Ham"? Or perhaps it was guest column by Ms. Dugan? Something about... <br /><br /><i>Do you like dark chocolate and cab?<br />I do not like them, Sam-I-am.<br />I do not like it with a pinot.<br />And I do not like it even in Reno.</i><br /><br />But I forget all the verses.... You'll have to refresh my memory with a new post.<br /><br />Messrs. Mondavi and Parker's book title reminds me of the Oxbow Wine Merchant's tagline (which I hadn't seen before): "We spit so you don’t have to."Marcia Macomberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07237764449953259939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-69693804101360929442009-12-05T09:24:10.356-08:002009-12-05T09:24:10.356-08:00My Adorable HoseMaster,
Oprah is a mind sucking ...My Adorable HoseMaster,<br /> Oprah is a mind sucking alien but man can she move some units!Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-30440026752843002652009-12-05T09:14:44.056-08:002009-12-05T09:14:44.056-08:00My Gorgeous Samantha,
Oprah? Is she one of the to...My Gorgeous Samantha,<br /><br />Oprah? Is she one of the ton of BrixChicks? I think so...<br /><br />Meanwhile, I adore you!Ron Washamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10386836101202976147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-45541171404134746662009-12-04T20:07:06.652-08:002009-12-04T20:07:06.652-08:00I've alerted Oprah.I've alerted Oprah.Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-54040266712203032382009-12-04T16:54:50.642-08:002009-12-04T16:54:50.642-08:00Erin Baby,
Where have you been? I haven't hea...Erin Baby,<br /><br />Where have you been? I haven't heard from you in so long! I miss you. <br /><br />You'll love the Plonk book! I hope Santa brings you a copy in place of the coal.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-80149162983041618122009-12-04T16:36:15.852-08:002009-12-04T16:36:15.852-08:00I can't wait to read Plonk's book!! Finall...I can't wait to read Plonk's book!! Finally, something new and fresh!<br /><br />I needed the laugh. :)Erin M.http://vintwined.comnoreply@blogger.com