tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post9129328794481788286..comments2024-03-22T00:35:12.415-07:00Comments on HoseMaster of Wine™: The First Authentic, Natural and Real Blog PostRon Washam, HMWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-10395330697323807122013-03-20T17:28:32.110-07:002013-03-20T17:28:32.110-07:00Fabio,
Well, I warned you it would stink.
You ma...Fabio,<br />Well, I warned you it would stink. <br /><br />You may be right that it can't be natural with all that superimposed grammar. Damn. But that's how it works, my friend. I just write the headline that it's authentic, natural and real, you buy it, maybe find out otherwise, but I've got what I want out of it. Marketing! Gotta love it!Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-22429305156327051692013-03-20T16:39:38.849-07:002013-03-20T16:39:38.849-07:00O Hosemaster,I think you have some way to go befor...O Hosemaster,I think you have some way to go before you'll be able to write a truly natural post. "Actual Thought" and "Wit" are OK to use, because they're part of the bloggoir. But all that syntax and grammar you used is just not natural. You have adulterated the purity of the out-pourings of your great organ, (as opposed to letting the thoughts of your brain just flow forth naturally) and have given them an artificial linear structure, punctuated no less, by industrially-produced commodity-like bits of grammar, such as full stops, contrived subject-verb-object word order, and even paragraphs (I perceived at least 7) FGS! Also, I couldn't help noticing that most of your sentences contained some sort of meaning, which is OK by me, but you should be aware that they might not go down so well with the sans-meaning postmakers out there.Fabiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08029558448422815096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-62361047207092180672013-03-19T21:40:34.574-07:002013-03-19T21:40:34.574-07:00i, for one, welcome our new robot winemakersi, for one, welcome our new robot winemakersAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13849290999060380035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-14278208443264789092013-03-19T13:56:12.921-07:002013-03-19T13:56:12.921-07:00Ron,
I looked into my bull's horn for inspira...Ron,<br /><br />I looked into my bull's horn for inspiration (after having spent two hours to dig the damned thing up) and it said to me: "Everything is shit--and shit is natural authenticity."<br /><br />You can't argue with that, and based on your post, I am glad to see that you haven't tried.<br /><br />As for the "Eight Ball" comment, your coloring is off. More like the cue ball.Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322028233207741737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-75915709576553047032013-03-19T12:09:44.141-07:002013-03-19T12:09:44.141-07:00Shovel-ready, as usual.Shovel-ready, as usual.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-46298932719189386962013-03-19T09:32:25.504-07:002013-03-19T09:32:25.504-07:00Dean,
Ah, but your comment was clearly made using ...Dean,<br />Ah, but your comment was clearly made using the finest compost.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-14441903351333463312013-03-18T18:50:42.167-07:002013-03-18T18:50:42.167-07:00Without EcoCert and Demeter, I have to say "n...Without EcoCert and Demeter, I have to say "no comment" in my Comments.Dean Tudorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09027150351344396656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-35583131671767790002013-03-18T18:33:18.137-07:002013-03-18T18:33:18.137-07:00Cris,
I don't have to list the ABV. I'm ca...Cris,<br />I don't have to list the ABV. I'm calling it a simple Table Blog. "Sentient Being" is an upgrade for Ann Coulter.<br /><br />Thomas,<br />You know, it doesn't matter when I read your comment, it's still true! Amazing! How do you do that? It's like you're a Magic Eight Ball, to which you bear a passing resemblance. As do I.<br /><br />David,<br />Ah, the natural wine freaks are almost too easy to target. As I've said before, they're the Amish people of wine. I'm surprised natural wine people don't get all the other kinfolk together and have a good ol' fashioned winery raisin'!" Then gather round the wood burning stove and and see who can toot the loudest.<br /><br />My Gorgeous Samantha,<br />With all those dimes you could maybe buy a property in Montalcino? Someone beat you to it.<br /><br />1WineDoody,<br />Yeah. So me and Frank Anosmia and Raj Subparr declared it so. And, as the first Authentic Blogger, whatever I say is Authentic, is goddamed Authentic. That's how it works. It's just like wine, Joe, you can tell it's Real because Alice says it's Real. That crap you drink? Imaginary.Ron Washam, HMWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11238869156614617705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-23035070270792216902013-03-18T17:38:27.727-07:002013-03-18T17:38:27.727-07:00Wait a minute, this can't really be Authentic ...Wait a minute, this can't really be Authentic until some somms declare it as such, can it???Joe Robertshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12302860568125840279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-5148178927956915352013-03-18T15:29:10.614-07:002013-03-18T15:29:10.614-07:00"Swallow it, it’s good for you." if I ha..."Swallow it, it’s good for you." if I had a dime....Samantha Duganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05214278596698698245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-76976402629005117082013-03-18T13:08:06.235-07:002013-03-18T13:08:06.235-07:00I am going to try to live the rest of my life with...I am going to try to live the rest of my life without doing anything ludicrous enough to warrant you putting your crosshairs on me.voice of reasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00245512801828772260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-75047210167614303322013-03-18T12:31:29.947-07:002013-03-18T12:31:29.947-07:00I was going to comment, but am having unnatural th...I was going to comment, but am having unnatural thoughts at the moment.Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322028233207741737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6745003136564123305.post-17115642704593632222013-03-18T10:24:14.787-07:002013-03-18T10:24:14.787-07:00How can I tell if this is authentic or not without...How can I tell if this is authentic or not without the ABV number? And what about the terroir of blogspot? Isn't that safely in the New World? I'm still spitting, thanks.<br /><br />I think being a leper is an upgrade for Ann Coulter isn't it?Cris Whetstonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00580386535702366380noreply@blogger.com