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While other critics try to be the first to publish scores of a new Bordeaux vintage, Sam Euthanasia, who, at 95, is the World’s Oldest Wine...

We’re well into veraison here at Climate Change Cellars, so it must be Spring! And that means new releases, just in time for mosquito seaso...

So it was the first guy I killed that gave me the taste for it. You know how you were a young wannabe somm once, and you’d tell your wine-i...

The first thing that happens when you’re thirty years old, you write a landmark book about wine that lands on “The New York Times” bestsel...

There’s something interesting about writing satire. It’s a way to express a part of yourself that much of the time you suppress—the part ...