Monday, August 1, 2016

Donald Trump's World Atlas of Wine

What is it with you people that you want to know what I think about wine all the time? When I became the new Emperor of Wine, and, really, I’m doing a fantastic job, just fantastic, I didn’t know I’d have to spend all my time educating all of you on wine. I have people for that. Great people, the best people. I only work with the greatest people. I mean, look at Mike Pence, my Vice President. Nobody had heard of him before I hornswaggled him to run with me, and, I guarantee this, folks, no one will ever hear from him again.

Everyone is sick of Donald Trump, except satirists. I thought it might be fun to have the Donald talk about wines of the world. And he does, only it's over at Tim Atkin's site. You'll have to go there to read the rest of Trump's insights into wine. As always, feel free to leave a comment there. This is going to be Yuge!



Marcia Macomber said...

It's true! Everyone IS sick of Trump (and Clinton). But your post is a breather (and frighteningly true to life). The scary part is it all sounds so much like he really has said those things (because he has!)

Paul Moe said...

Crimea River. The hell with Roederer, you win the internets.