Monday, November 2, 2015

Which Wine Goes With Erectile Dysfunction?

There’s an annoying trend in wine writing to recommend wines to accompany experiences other than dining. Specific wines with specific music, for example. How much sense does that make? Though I know that when I listen to John Cage, I always prefer to serve a fine and decidedly empty bottle of Opus One. Cage understands the meaning of silence, which you can perfectly complement by not drinking Opus One. But only a great vintage. Not drinking a poor vintage just seems insulting to the music.

When wine journalists pair wine with preposterous things it irks me. It's insulting. And that's my department. To read my insightful recommendations on what wines go with erectile dysfunction, adultery and canine euthanasia, you'll have to click over to Tim Atkin's award-winning site. You certainly need to know the perfect wine to drink with losing your virginity! Won't be long! That's what she said. As always, please leave your witty commentary on Tim's site, if you can figure out how. But if you can't, you can leave them here. Help yourself to the little blue pills.



Unknown said...

Jesus Ron, hard to get off on your latest, is that Chablis with my Cialis or Viognier with my Viagra

Ron Washam, HMW said...

Longtime HoseMaster readers know that the only solution to your worries is Boner in a Can™! But to your point, Chablis is great with Cialis, only you need to open a magnum in case your erection lasts more than four hours and you have to share with the doctor.

One thing about HoseMaster on the first Monday over at Tim's is that I get far fewer common taters around here. I'm not complaining, simply stating. I have no idea why that is. Kind of a nice break, actually.

I do get rather annoyed at articles that pair wines with stupid things. Some are written tongue-in-cheek, but for the most part, they seem to be someone's idea of originality. They are certainly not original. They're just column fodder, a way to emptily fill empty space. And so I decided to write something nearly as stupid.

Samantha Dugan said...

Never going to look at my Champagne customers the same....thanks. I still love you though!

Ron Washam, HMW said...

My Gorgeous Samantha,
Why do you think they call them "Grower" Champagnes? Starting to get the picture?

You don't need them for that, that's for sure.

I love you, too!